Predict the result, in quantifiable terms, of the following:
A red fast Jeep 8 cylinder leaves the driveway at 6:35 a.m., traveling first west , then south, toward an expressway, slowing to approximately 35 MPH on a slight downhill curve approximately 1/2 mile north of the westbound entrance ramp.
Deer (Male) is running east (perhaps after female deer, however this is an unknown variable) at the exact moment that the Jeep approaches the junction of their true vectors with a velocity equal to of exceeding that of the Jeep.
Result: Jeep, $5,000.00 in body work. Deer lost.
Tomorrow: an examination of the historical roots of the saying "I'll knock the sh-- out of you!"
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